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One website rates Williams as the top available free-agent point guard, Wallace as the top small forward, Green as the fifth-best available two guard (yeah, he’s more small forward) and Kris Humphries as the fifth- best available power forward. The Nets, though, seem to want Boston’s Kevin Garnett or Milwaukee’s Ersan Ilyasova for their starting four. New York Post

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If basketball doesn’t work out for Kris Humphries, he may have a future in comedy. A source close to the NBA free agent says Humphries will appear in a second Funny or Die video now that the first one he did went viral last week. The soon-to-be ex-husband of Kim Kardashian turned heads — and boosted his fan base — when he emerged from the shadows of the New Jersey Nets’ off-season to appear in the video, titled “Kris Humphries Is a Douchebag.” New York Daily News

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According to our source, Humphries’ second Funny or Die video will “be a bit different” than the first, and will “poke fun at another inaccurate assumption about his character.” New York Daily News

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Kris Humphries KNOWS he's been tagged a douchebag ... he KNOWS people are laughing at him ... but now, he's finally getting in on the joke. KH just completed a video for FunnyOrDie.com ... in which he tries to capitalize on the fact he's the most hated player in the NBA ... the kind of guy most Americans want to "punch in the face." In the clip, two "agents" give Kris a crash course in how to cash in on his d-bagness -- with products that include a video game which allows haters to repeatedly "kick you in the d**k." "No points or anything ... just d**k kicking." TMZ.com

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Even though they’re moving from New Jersey to Brooklyn next season, Kris Humphries wants to stay with the Nets. “Of course,” Humphries replied when asked if he wants to re-sign with the Nets. “I think everyone wants to come back and be a part of Brooklyn. But we understand that we probably won’t have the same exact team as this year, so hopefully, as many guys as possible can be a part of it.” The Nets, though, could be headed in another direction. Sources have told ESPN NewYork.com that the team will pursue free agents Kevin Garnett, Ryan Anderson and Ersan Ilyasova in the offseason. ESPN.com

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Stefan Bondy: Dan Fegan was in Nets locker room. Left with client Kris Humphries Twitter

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Kris Humphries may be knee deep in controversy but he is having the time of his life while looking good in the upcoming issue of WESTEAST Magazine. The New Jersey Nets player posed in a military themed photospread for the magazine and he looks great. Kris is done up in camouflage makeup and military themed clothing for that added touch of authenticity. Kris is also "packing" in another photo where he is seen reclining on a sunlounger wearing a leather jacket zipped halfway up his bare chest with a pair of briefs and combat boots. Global Grind

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Blazers interim coach Kaleb Canales doesn't talk about much other than basketball, so nobody should have expected much when this question was presented to him before the game. "Let's get serious for a second. Which side DO you fall in on the Kris Humprhies vs. Kim Kardashian divorce?" Canales paused for about five seconds, smiled, then said "My focus is on the game." Columbian

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Kris Humphries is refusing to divorce Kim Kardashian unless she gives him a “public apology” and admits “the entire wedding was staged by her and her family.” Sources tell us Nets star Humphries is holding back on a divorce settlement with the reality raven and even turned down a $7 million offer from her to “shut up and go away.” A friend of Humphries told us, “Kim’s camp is depicting him as money-hungry, but in fact he turned down a $7 million settlement. Her camp is putting out stories about ‘Kim’s divorce hell’ hoping he’ll cave in, but he won’t. New York Post

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Our source added Kris is particularly keen to disprove Kim and her mother Kris Jenner’s claims that they didn’t profit off the wedding. But a source close to Kim insists she never offered him $7 million and is not attacking him in the press, because “she just wants to move on.” New York Post

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Friends of Kaely Kwitek started a Twitter account called @Kris4Kaely in an effort to get the attention of Kaely's favorite basketball player. Kwitek has stage 4 anaplastic large-cell lymphoma and her friends were hoping to wrangle Kris for a benefit for Kaely in May. Their persistence paid off and Kris noticed. After trading a few emails, Kris and Kaely decided on April 23 for her to come down and catch a Nets game as Kris' guest. He'll handle all expenses for Kaely and her family and even meet up with her after the game. Kris tells TMZ, "I'm truly honored that someone with much larger things on their plate feels that my involvement in their cause is important. Not many of us can be as strong as she has been. I hope that many more will join me and support Team Kaely." TMZ.com

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Kris Humphries isn't worried about Thursday's trade deadline, but then again, why should he? Humphries has a full no-trade clause in his contract, so he's not going anywhere if he doesn't want to. The 6-9 power forward said he hasn't yet been asked to waive his no trade clause, but he suggested he might be willing to do so if the Nets approached him - and if he was to be sent somewhere he wanted to go. "Would you jump off a bridge?'' he asked reporters who inquired about his willingness to waive the no-trade. "It depends how high the water is (or) if there was a drowning baby in the water. I mean, because you (might) jump off in the summer if it was warm out, (and) you know the water was deep underneath.'' Newark Star-Ledger

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Yes, or no, Kris? "It’s all circumstantial, is the point I’m trying to make,'' he said. Newark Star-Ledger

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Kris Humphries is secretly demanding $7 MILLION from Kim Kardashian to walk away from their marriage ... TMZ has learned. Sources directly connected to Kris tell TMZ ... the bballer -- through his Minnesota lawyer -- has given Kim an ultimatum ... either pay up, or endure an ugly, public trial. TMZ.com

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For starters, even if there wasn't a prenup, the marriage lasted a grand total of 72 days, so the community property wouldn't be in the universe of $7 mil. Second, there was an iron-clad prenup, which provided that Kim owes Kris zilch. Third, Kris actually MADE MONEY from the marriage. Sources tell us ... Kris raked in around $1 mil from the wedding and the TV special that showcased the nuptials. And Kris made off like a bandit because Kim ended up using a portion of what she got to pay for the ring. TMZ.com

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A group that calls itself the El Chiriacco Group claims that it is in the final stages of a e-book on college sports recruiting titled, “Kim Kardashian and the Art of Rebounding”. The book will focus on the recruiting of New Jersey Nets power forward, Kris Humphries in 2004, when he was a student- athlete at the University of Minnesota. The group has noted that the book also will highlight basketball agent Marc Cornstein of Pinnacle Management Corp., and the group says that parts of the book will be devoted to Cornstein's ethics and character throughout Humphries' marriage with Kardashian. However, the group has made it clear that Kim Kardashian and her family are not subjects of the book, but associated only by her relationship to Kris Humphries. Sports Agent Blog

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Kris Humphries believes ... Kim Kardashian has NO RIGHT to keep the gifts from their doomed wedding ... insisting every single item should be returned to the guests. Sources close to the NBA star tell us ... Kris is adamant that gifts from a fraudulent wedding should be returned. We're told Kris gives Kim props for cutting a check for twice the value of the gifts and giving it to charity ... but he feels Kim should have made the contribution IN ADDITION to returning the gifts. TMZ.com

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Kris Humphries is troubled by a left calf injury, which has been bothering him since the Feb. 20 game against the Knicks, the third game in three nights for the Nets. Newark Star-Ledger

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Stefan Bondy: I erroneously wrote in a recent article about Kris Humphries that he is back with agent Dan Fegan after leaving Marc Cornstein. Humphries currently doesn't have an agent and is leaning to a return with Fegan. Twitter

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New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries will miss Wednesday’s game against the Orlando Magic because of a strained left calf.The Nets don’t play again until Feb. 28 when they travel to Dallas after the All-Star Game.The 27-year-old is averaging 13.6 points 10.5 rebounds in 32 games for New Jersey this season. HoopsWorld

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