Hey Kentucky fans. Here's your boy who picked against your beloved Cats tonight!!! @shanebattier http://t.co/7hzzvnMERh
Louisville fans, at least you don't have to listen to Shane Battier anymore.
Michael Beasley becoming Shane Battier is an unexpected development
The Heat's performance against the Wiz tonight proves the Battier theory: http://t.co/4pGLcHGpED
Pat Riley half-joking perhaps? "I'm walking in there to recruit (Battier)." Says he misses Shane's 3-point shooting.