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Dylan shows up and stops all sex from happening as he starts spouting off about the Electric Prunes
People get so ridiculously emotional about no-hitters and near no-hitters. Don't read any credible reporter then. Do not.
PCL final: Salt Lake 11, New Orleans 2. Grant Green 4-for-5 with a two-run homer. Brennan Boesch 4-for-5 with 2 doubles and two RBIs.
MorNEAUUUU more perfect game for Madison Bumgarner... breaks it up in the 8th.
We've reached the point in this game/Arizona's season where anyone in Phoenix can be heard whistling on TV if they want. BK
Consolation for Bumgarner: Pitchers who threw the last 4 Giants no-hitters are hurt (Cain), demoted (Lincecum 2) or out of MLB (JSanchez).
OK, saw a couple pitches. Time to do something else.
Bumgarner gives up a double to start the 8th, loses perfect game & no-no. Giants still lead Rockies 2-0
Guess I'll have to save this for another day. http://t.co/H4aC9GdaqM
To the guy yelling "No!" in the background at AT&T Park right now, stop. Please.
There's a guy with 1st row seats above the fireworks sign that looks like Bobby Knight here in the 7th inning. Very productive night for me.
Don't forget, Randy Galloway on the Ben & Skin Show tomorrow at 5:00. Also, I think this Jon Edwards appearance in the 6th is interesting.
Which Rangers do you think smoke a pack a day? Full count for JP by the way...
Beltre is up. Also, what's your favorite 6th inning beer?
Matt Schaub just got drafted in the 11th round of my fantasy draft. Is someone trolling my actual fantasy draft?
Great inning for Robertson...he's good at running underneath towering 395' fly balls
Paxton is cracking...huge at bat for Elvis - pivotal moment in the season
"Anytime I played at Madison Square Garden, it was the Mecca of basketball & you knew they knew the game of basketball" Jordan at US Open
So who are some of your favorite sponsors at Safeco? There's some effective signage in that ballpark. Oh wait, never mind. Odor got a hit.
I wonder what Jay-Z could do for Martinez? Unrelated, is 90+ minutes for 4 innings considered "crisp?"
Firings for some, miniature American flags for others.
When you have a pitcher going like this you never want the game to end...
THE SIMPSONS INVENTED TORN ACLS
Question, Jays fans: Is it almost worse this year than last because there's no J.P. Arencibia to direct rage at?
Jeff Bridges' transformation into Rooster Cogburn in real life is complete....
The four-pitch variety walk is inspiringly efficient. I also feel like the Rangers have really stumbled on to something with Rosales.
34 days till Topes media day, Toronto.
It's now come down to this: Dueling T-shirts: Name-changers: https://t.co/tpIdJvYETV Slur-porters: https://t.co/h9oLB2Oqd9
Annnnd exhale. Today tied a nice bow on a long, drawn out process. Headed back to the fair w/the fam tomorrow to celebrate the end
Fired up for the new IKEA! This woman and many others are camping out for Miami's first IKEA. It opens at 9am. http://t.co/awBoQ0Lvs2
Gibby obviously going to wrong relievers.
Like that Tolleson works quick.
The Jays have firmly entered Let's Get Some People Fired territory.
Janssen:'See Sergio? Not so easy is it!'
Big 4th man. By the way, I challenge Beltre, JP and Rosales to the ice bucket challenge. You're on the clock boys. Don't be a bunch of P's.
Angels' Grant Green rehab assignment update: 3-for-4 tonight including a 2-run homer. Now 7-for-16 in Salt Lake.
The Storyland Village theme park Flanders bought was probably based on Enchanted Forest in Salem. Holla at your boy Oregon people.
Oh my god Homer taping his face over Maude's in the wedding portrait
Fifth deck! GIF it. It can stand in for the Jays' entire season.
Welcome back, Jon Stewart.
The comprehensiveness of this Jays collapse has been remarkable. Aside from Melky and Sanchez, everybody has been mediocre or bad in AUG.
Seems like years ago that Kevin Love went to a Red Sox game and 48 hours of news cycle was spent putting him on the Celtics.
Did three Will Smith parody accounts just start following anyone else?
Timberwolves had another of those Triple-A days when their best player goes up to The Show and farm system moves up prospects from Double-A.
The Jays are going to find a new, amazing way to lose. What an August.
"Hootie and the Blowfish?" "Yeah, it's cheaper than blank tape."
Bryan Cox movie reviews
At least Mike Smith wasn't wearing Tevas when he cut all these dudes.
Excited about this inning. This is a big at bat for Chirinos. What is everybody thinking about that?
"Ugh. He's on the Blue Man Group again."
Alright...tom is bringing it again...even after a 'fake' encore. rocking out. Bringing it home strong
All I'll say about Glen Taylor's Love comments today: At least he didn't promise to win a NBA title before Cavs do, in comic sans font
You can bet your ass that Martinez move to first has Seger thinking twice...
"And then Harry Potter and all his friends went straight to hell for practicing witchcraft."
You know Chris Carter enjoyed that HR
SORRY DOESN'T PUT THUMBS ON THE HAND, MARGE
Gives a whole new meaning to Beantown. What might have been. http://t.co/AWa9A7g9Kv
So why exactly is a 9-year old learning how to fire an Uzi?
"Trilogy of Error" is another one of my favorite mid-period Simpsons episodes.
That was almost not a foul ball. Baseball is crazy that way. I wonder what Choice thinks about that?
Baseball fun fact, this is not the Paxton from Weird Science and Twister. That's a different guy. Good pitching so far. What do you think?
Hugely disappointed that Mantas Kalnietis is out for FIBA World Cup. 6-5 playmaker was one of potential breakout stars of the tournament.
Tom...I love ya...but ya gotta pick it up. the crowd's been dead for nearly 20 min. Ya started strong...now let's finish strong
Before I go on a rant.....is the concert / beer 'rule' common knowledge? (i.e. when they stop serving). I'm ready to go off.....
Crap... I blame Wash for that. Mikolas was on fire last night. They should have gone with him again.
Victor Martinez, the human rain delay.
Cumulative USA stats through 4 exhibitions: http://t.co/12xG4M7pj9
Three Ground ball outs for the Rangers to start this game. Like anybody saw that coming. If you did, please email Brendan.Smith@CBSRadio.com
Pretty outstanding throw and stretch catch by Josh Donaldson to Nate Freiman to barely get Marwin at 1st.
The last two lines of that article are priceless http://t.co/MU2lkxxRc0
"I want you to see how fuckin pitiful you look." Brian Cox film sessions are great.
Why doesn't Kawasaki just use a shorter bat?
When your eye won't stop watering but you don't want to get up and turn off the fan...
Just wait: Your Tennessee legislature will take this opportunity to make sure guns cannot be banned from school lunchrooms.
The No. 1 seed in the Eastern Conference is gone
34 points for Elena Delle Donne, gutsy performance
It's a slippery slope. Take away a nine-year-olds Uzi, next thing you know, we'll be setting their bedtimes. Except, um, we do that.
The Dream have no one to blame but themselves. Lost composure, bad shot selection cost them in this one
You'll have to pry this Uzi out of my cold, dead (really small) fingers?
Pretty incredible WNBA game. Delle Donne with 2 tough buckets to win it.
Seven-year NBA veteran Dominic McGuire has been lured to sign in Israel by former CSKA assistant Dan Shamir, head coach of Hapoel Eilat.
Wow, can't believe what I just saw
If you don't train nine-year-olds to use Uzis, only the criminal nine-year-olds will have guns?
Jose Bautista sure bad leadered the hell out of that pitch.
Angel's desperation shot misses and Chicago completes an unbelievable comeback
Our forefathers wanted all nine-year-olds to have Uzis?
The Dream were once up 20 points in this game
I'm trying to anticipate the arguments: If every nine-year-old had an Uzi, there would be fewer school shootings?
Dream down 81-80 with 8.2 remaining. Atlanta's season hanging in the balance here
Delle Donne scores over McCoughtry and Chicago takes the lead
Josh Davis (left) and Kawhi Leonard (right). The simialirites are uncanny. Except for the Finals MVP. http://t.co/rTXLEAxFPx
Officials reviewing the last out of bounds call. Looked like it was off McCoughtry
In 20 minutes, the delayed cablecast in Spanish of Slovenia-USA alongside @PabloViruega begins on ESPN3 only in Latin America.
Thomas misses both, Chicago ball with 16.2 remaining. Dream hanging on to an 80-79 lead
En 20 minutos, comienza la transmision diferida del fogueo Eslovenia-EEUU junto a @PabloViruega por ESPN3 solo en America Latina.
EDD scores to cut the lead to 80-79, Jasmine Thomas to the line for the Dream
Josh Davis, the Spurs' newest camp signee, is 6-foot-7 and graduated from San Diego State. That sounds pretty familiar, no?
Dream up 80-77 with 29.5 remaining. That was Shoni's first basket of the game
What a shot by Shoni Schimmel
Spurs roster is now up to 17 players, including training camp invitees. They'll have to shave it down to 15 or fewer before the season.
Lack of composure by McCoughtry hurting the Dream here
So that's now three players trying to earn that 15th roster spot with the Spurs.
Just getting to this Davis news. As has already been said on Twitter. Davis deal likely similar to Cotton/Green - camp invite.
Four straight points by the Dream to go back in front 78-74. Lot of contact on that steal by Angel
Angel going 1 against 3 in the half court isn't going to get it done
Tie game, 30 points for Delle Donne
McCoughtry picks up her fifth foul. EDD to the line with a chance to cut the lead to just 3
Future New York Times piece: Miley's homeless guy no angel.
'Its just amazing having Michael here....Growing up that was my big sporting idol.' Federer
Federer advances in 3 sets with Michael Jordan watching. Next opponent Sam Groth has a 163-mph serve.
Elena Delle Donne up to 25 points for the Sky
Atlanta leading 74-69 with 4:27 to go. Dream led by as many as 20
Make that a five point lead for the Dream and another time out by Michael Cooper
Now Atlanta's lead is down to just seven points, the pace of this game has slowed considerably
On the triangle, Shump says: "I'll be able to use my athleticism a lot more than standing in the corner.” A reference to last year, I think.
Happy National Dog Day, from my dog to yours (and, yes, that is the dog paddle). http://t.co/54k1sH5tLb
Just like that, the Sky cut the lead to 72-62 and force a Michael Cooper timeout. 6:56 remaining
Sarkisian calls Shaw situation an "external distraction." Maybe but it was created internally.
Dream with a 33-17 advantage on the boards through 3 quarters
Steve Sarkisian just said on his weekly show that they are still gathering information on Shaw situation. "We don't know all the facts yet."
End of the 3rd and Atlanta leads Chicago 67-51
Happy National Dog Day. MJ says Pops lets get the season underway .... http://t.co/zqTY2ENDvN
to be clear was just talking about Love's personality. Withdrew last year as losing weighed on him.
KC Royals on national TV again. New America's team?
2015 F Chris Silva begins an official to Seton Hall tomorrow, per @rosellecatholic coach Dave Boff
ESPN broadcast booth talking about pay disparity in tennis, citing specific figures that ran today in WSJ. Have not heard them credit WSJ.
I can't stop myself from reading reviews of the show but they're all making me actively angry. I should be in London next week.
I had the tickets in my shopping cart and my credit card got declined because UK Ticketmaster set off my bank's fraud alerts.
Kevin Love wearing "0 Love" on the back of his jersey is pretty cool, gotta say.
At 10:00 PM Eastern, we will show the delayed cablecast in Spanish of Slovenia-USA alongside @PabloViruega on ESPN3 only in Latin America.
Wild rumor going around Spain that ManU lost 4-nil in the League Cup to MK Dons. I shouldn't believe this, should I?
And that's why scrub bloggers shouldn't get mad at me for pointing out the obvious.
A las 10:00 PM del Este, la transmision diferida del fogueo Eslovenia-EEUU junto a @PabloViruega por ESPN3 solo en America Latina.
Instead of being afraid that Bledsoe might eventually outshine him, Chris Paul should have worried about which player could help win a ship.
Where in the world am I? http://t.co/LOpbbjUSPS
Market forces may eventually show Bledsoe overvalued himself. Bottom line, I believe Bledsoe makes Clips more of a contender than Reddick.
So yeah, the USA starters have been kind of ridiculous (especially defensively): http://t.co/ORm7X1zo4S
...into three years, with the player receiving 1/3 of that amount over each of the next three years.
..para luego eslongar los $3.25 millones que le deben a traves de tres temporadas (jugador recibe ese pago en plazos tambien)...
Sure Bledsoe got hurt and may not have helped Clips had he stayed. But he's talented enough to feel undervalued by a 12m per offer.
Dream up 54-41 at halftime. Lyttle with 14, McCoughtry 12. Delle Donne leads Chicago with 15
And so now, trade should simply be judged as Bledsoe for Reddick. I go back to original criticism that Chris Paul should not have influence.
Since Clips are hard capped they will have to use stretch provision on Delfino just to add couple of minimum contract guys. Hell of a price.
And now we see how bad that trade really was for Clips. They had to take on 500k in additional salary and give a way a 1st to divest Dudley.
In both cases I was wrong as a player who looked decent on a bad team was not able to elevate a near contender to actual contender status.
Here's the thing: at the time I thought Dudley was a player. Worth noting, I also thought IND won the trade deadline by getting Evan Turner.