Ben Standig

Secret Service = Bucs D. Ugh. RT @nbcwashington: RT @AP Secret Service says fence-jumper made it through North Portico doors of White House

Ben Standig

Totally respect this call. RT @keelydivenCSN: I'll take TNT's NBA Forever commercial over the Jeter farewell any day: bit.ly/1pmhX4X

Zac Boyer

The best part about @McMurphyESPN dropping the Jameis Winston news? No "told me" or "I'm told." Reported the facts. Journalists, take note.

Ben Standig

FSU coaches must be crazy confident against Clemson. RT @McMurphyESPN: FSU announces Jameis Winston will not play in entire game vs. Clemson

Chris Miller

and, perhaps, misunderstandings. The Ravens will address all of these next week in Baltimore after our trip to Cleveland for Sunday's game

Chris Miller

Ravens statement: The ESPN.com "Outside the Lines" article contains numerous errors, inaccuracies, false assumptions,

Zac Boyer

In 15 years, we're going to look back at this era of college football uniforms with the same disgust we have for the NBA in the late 1990s.

Zac Boyer

Weird that the Redskins waive Bacarri Rambo and he ends up playing for UConn. Nobody gets that joke, so here: That safety is awful.

Rashad Mobley

The Ravens and the NFL front office clearly re-watch "All the President's Men", as a reminder of how bad botched cover ups can go

Ben Standig

Text from Bischotti to Rice per ESPN: "When you're done with football, I'd like you to know you have a job waiting for you with the Ravens."

Ben Standig

"Four sources said Ravens executives...urged Goodell and other league executives to give Rice no more than a two-game suspension."

Zac Boyer

Winston Guy was not penalized for his late hit on fullback Darrel Young, either.

Ben Standig

"Rice told Goodell that he hit her and knocked her out, according to four sources." es.pn/1AVP5XP

Zac Boyer

Akeem Davis was not fined for his helmet-to-helmet hit. Neither Trent Williams nor DeAngelo Hall were fined for unsportsmanlike conducts.

Ben Standig

Is it more or does Tony Kornheiser look particulary Brad Childress-ian today?

Mike Prada

The hat can match salary. RT @JaceTEvans: @Mike Prada Throw in that hat and we have a deal

Mike Prada

My offer to Eric Bledsoe http://t.co/7ks6Nz5OlW

Ben Standig

When it rains... RT @ProFootballTalk: Ravens brace for major story about mishandling of Ray Rice case bit.ly/1r83zBy

Mike Prada

Couldn’t have said it better. RT @martinrickman: .@Mike Prada he’d prefer to flip his point guard for another one is what you’re saying

Mike Prada

Don’t see any way around it: if reports are true Flip’s essentially saying he prefers Bledsoe to Rubio.

Andrew Sharp

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo stop them Bucks there's still time espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id…

Andrew Sharp

This morning I wrote about 8 sports things that didn't suck this week grantland.com/the-triangle/b…

Zac Boyer

MacLellan assumes there's a role for Green on Caps after this year. “He’s one of the best defensemen in the league when he’s playing well.”

Zac Boyer

MacLellan: “I think there’s a lot of uncertainty here. I think we need to get into the season and see how our D pans out.”

Zac Boyer

Brian MacLellan said the Capitals have not begun contract talks with Mike Green and reps, nor does he have any immediate plans to do so.

Ben Standig

Yep, Roger learned how to be a dodger early on. RT @JYash: Not coincidentally, Goodell's father was a politician.

Ben Standig

Goddell's song and dance mirrors what actual politicians do on a regular basis. W/b great if public held them to same standard as Goddell.

Ben Standig

Rachel Nichols is good at her job I'm waiting for someone to check her for PEDs.

Ben Standig

>>> RT @JimmyTraina: That was Benjy Bronk from the Howard Stern Show.

Andrew Sharp

Roger Goodell has a plan. {pr person whispers} Roger Goodell is planning to have a plan. With a committee.

Mike Prada

Roger Goodell’s internal monologue right now. bit.ly/1p4fw85

Ben Standig

Goddell keeps saying NFL needs to fix its policies. Not true. This is about changing its priorities. Domestic violence an issue pre-Rice.

Andrew Sharp

Goodell is so over his head I almost feel bad for him. Then I remember he made $85 million in three years and nahhhhhhhhhh nevermind

Ben Standig

Not resigning is one thing. Not considering resigning... RT @Ourand_SBJ: Goodell: "I have not" considered resigning.

Zac Boyer

Trotz on Ovechkin: "He's better on the right side a little bit defensively but his talent is on the left side." Will start at LW, mix it up.

Andrew Sharp

There's a rule that any press conference you actually care about watching will always start at least 20 minutes late

Ben Standig

Any time someone releases news/holds a presser on Friday, I assume it's a "take out the trash" deal. #WhatILearnedFromTheWestWing.

Bradley Beal

Let it fall in place !! Stay positive !!

Mike Prada

Phil Jackson’s reaction when asked to participate in the kazoo world record quest. bit.ly/1saXWWT

Mike Prada

Please frame this photo, @Twitter. I'll pay you for it. sbnation.com/e/6312102

Zac Boyer

Tom Wilson's return to the Capitals remains uncertain as he recovers from a broken left leg: wtim.es/1uOtFLa

Ben Standig

Redskins announce Jordan Reed out for Week 3. Niles Paul just outside TE1 range. Eagles allow 11th most pts to fantasy TEs thru 2 games.

Ted Leonsis

My Giants: Passing of the Torch dlvr.it/6yF50b

Andrew Sharp

Bargs Bargs Bargs Bargs Bargs Bargs

Zac Boyer

The Eagles announced ILB Mychal Kendricks will not play Sunday after straining his right calf against the Colts.

Andrew Sharp

I MISS BARGS http://t.co/qwP45o3gJz

Zac Boyer

Jay Gruden told reporters at #Redskins practice today that Porter, Jordan and Reed will not play Sunday against Philadelphia.

Zac Boyer

The sack in the second quarter split between Hatcher and Perry Riley is now being credited entirely to Hatcher.

Zac Boyer

Remember that sack that was taken away from Jason Hatcher last week? The NFL reviewed the Jacksonville game and gave him a new one.

Casey Philip

Which @STLouisRams do you want to hear from today in my last 1-on-1s before the game against the #Cowboys?

Casey Philip

1-on-1 w/ @BCunningham36 on impact he & @STLouisRams RBs plan to have Sunday & thoughts on #Cowboys running game. stlouisrams.com/videos/videos/…

Ben Standig

Thx! RT @MrLarryWeisman: #FF @HubbuchNYP @CSNMA @RoobCSN @_JakeRussell @BenVolin @BenStandig @NFLPhotoGuy @LanceZierlein @ByTimReynolds

Mike Prada

Yuuuuup played these commercials 10 times already today. bit.ly/1o9cX4j

Ben Standig

That was fast RT @Marc Stein: RT @Mike Mazzeo: Nets announce that they've voided contract of Hamady Ndiaye's new deal due to failed physical

Mike Prada

Changing Twitter avatar for a bit. Here's why. sbnation.com/2014/9/19/6523…

Zac Boyer

First day of Capitals training camp underway: http://t.co/mQsCb9WuqW

Zac Boyer

Kirk Cousins has an opportunity few get. Jim Sorgi, Trent Green and Doug Williams on the life of a backup QB: wtim.es/1p2NBFD

Andrew Sharp

If you don't enjoy Devin Hester, we can't be friends

Chris Miller

Tampa last night was a classic case road teams on Thursday night don't play well. But that was awful. Or better yet HOT Garbage

Zac Boyer

Insightful read: RT @ZBerm Foles and Cousins enrolled ar Mich. St. in '07. Now they're both NFL QBs. Inquirer story: philly.com/philly/sports/…

Bradley Beal

Thank God for all of His blessings and for allowing us to see another day !!

Ben Standig

For all the Bobby Rainey bashing, still got 16 points in PPR (9 in standard). All things considered, not so bad...

Ben Standig

Bummer RG3 is hurt or everyone could ponder whether the Bucs should trade for Kirk Cousins.

Ben Standig

The (fantasy) capper would be a Bucs TD from like the 3rd string fullback.

Ben Standig

As in the Atlanta Hawks RT @Ben Standig: The Falcons are a mere 20 points away from matching the Hawks' season-low from last season.

Ben Standig

The Falcons are a mere 20 points away from matching the Hawks' season-low from last season.

Ben Standig

This time he's holding out for a QB. RT @4for4_Josh: I think Vincent Jackson is holding out again this year.

Andrew Sharp

Nick Marshall is a terrible quarterback until you need him to be a good quarterback and then he's the best quarterback

Ben Standig

Rather than mocking the Bucs we should be thanking them. After the last two weeks, everyone needed a good laugh.

Ben Standig

For the Bobby Rainey owners, you have permission to drink until the sun comes up or you pass out. Just share the bottle with VJax owners.

Andrew Sharp

No discipline, no fight, no chance.... #BRINGBACKSCHIANO

Rashad Mobley

Prime time, prime time

Ben Standig

Falcons 28 Bucs 0. 2Q just started. By the way, is Greg Schiano on Twitter?

Kevin Seraphin

Tbt with my two brother @John Wall and @Trevor Booker #draft2010 #kslife #5deep #35 http://t.co/wtnk2NCmpB

Andrew Sharp

If this were a video game I'd put Lockett at QB and run for 300 yards and ohgodamnitimissncaasomuch

Andrew Sharp

Holy shit, Tyler Lockett. I don't even care that he dropped that touchdown

John Wall

That's a wrap! Wait till you see what I'm doin in my new @footlocker @adidashoops commercial for the #JWall1 http://t.co/51kgthh2vw

Ben Standig

Still don't know if Charles plays. Yes if he does MT @ChrisTaylor250: With this news, would you sit Davis for Spiller, Patterson or Hill?

Ben Standig

I like KR a bunch this week, but him. RT @TweetMeMikeC: pick 2 of 3 Gore, K Benjamin, and Khiry Robinson week 3 Standard 12 team....thanks !

Ben Standig

Yes, yes, yes and probably yes. MT @FantasySolheim: Should I try to trade away Sproles for Lacy or Montee Ball or Lynch or Zac Stacy?

Ben Standig

Gimme Brown (wow!), but Cincy will run lots. RT @RileySul: Who would you flex in 12 tm standard scoring league: Donald Brown or Jeremy Hill?

Ben Standig

Rainey > Bush. RT @MBohlin247: is Rainey a better option than either Lacy or R. Bush this weekend? ESPN tells me so but I'm dubious.

Mike Prada

Andre Miller teaching his son how to stretch. bit.ly/1o70BtE http://t.co/5omQjUBz9H

Ben Standig

That said, be leery of the Thursday night games. Short week often means craptastic football and ugly stats. Perhaps a tiebreaker.

Ben Standig

Updated rankings: Bobby Rainey RB14 (assuming Doug Martin out)...Harry Douglas WR30 (assuming Roddy White out).

Ben Standig

Between this and Bucs RBs, pregame = must watch. RT @Rotoworld_FB: Roddy White (hamstring) 'likely' out for TNF bit.ly/1mjzv6V

Ben Standig

Between J.Charles and Roddy, and after the "75 percent out" call on Marshall/Jefffery last week, some real tough injury update situations.

John Wall

Happy bday to my Gma, She the backbone to the Fam and run the show...Luv Ya !! http://t.co/UEXGqomkBU

Casey Philip

. @STLouisRams GM Les Snead was kind enough to call in and have some fun w/ me & @jhekker last night on #WhatTheHekk. ow.ly/BEhwt