Mike Prada

Do they have self-help books for how to survive having your pass stolen by Kawhi Leonard? They should.

Mike Prada

Tiago Splitter just performed the first granny-style shot in the run of play.

Mike Prada

Mavs are sinking way off Kawhi in half-court sets. Kawhi has to make them pay from three. Otherwise, teams will do that in the playoffs.

Mike Prada

The Wizards go through options in their sets like they have a 56K modem. Then, they give up once they hear that awful connection sound.

Mike Prada

Amazing contrast in how decisively the Warriors pass and move compared to the Wizards. So, so many reasons for that.

Michael Lee

I'd probably take Kidd. Would've been a monster with no hand check rules in prime RT @toddgoren Who do you pick in his prime, Kidd or Nash?

Michael Lee

Hmmm RT @Dan Steinberg So The Man Cave is gonna debut on ESPN 980 Monday morning. washingtonpost.com/sports/espn-98…

Mike Prada

Today in Great Wizards Spacing. No wonder Nene turned this over http://t.co/kb1Gxnq4nl

Ben Standig

Some Howard Sten-like prank calls involved. RT @PostSports: 980 morning show set to debut after unexplained delay bit.ly/1DVPLCR

Ben Standig

This college Coach of the Year debate isn't complicated. In coaching awards, voters often look for overachieving (Bennett) over best (Cal).

Ben Standig

After 22-13 season, two local guards announce they're transferring away from Foggy Bottom #GW ow.ly/KKTNl http://t.co/iEs7PDxyfj"

Jorge Castillo

Marreese Speights said the Wizards quit. John Wall called their last 2 losses "disgusting." The Wizards are reeling: wapo.st/1Cntz2K

Ted Leonsis

Who Ya Got? Netflix or Vine on a Cable Bundle Killer? dlvr.it/95n0Tw

Ted Leonsis

Here Is a Name as a Blast From the Past: Gil Amelio dlvr.it/95m3k7

Michael Lee

Steve Nash just held a news conference for his retirement. My take on his influential career wapo.st/19c4nAs #suns #mavs #lakers #nba

Michael Lee

Nash: “I wasn’t ever a sure thing. I had to overcome a lot to get to the level I was able to get to...That's an incredible source of pride."

Michael Lee

Steve Nash: "I simply want people to remember me as a competitor & a great teammate...Those are the two most important things."

Michael Lee

#grizzlies still adjusting to Jeff Green, hoping he can help put them over the top. Tony Allen: "This is the time." wapo.st/1NcqTqf

Mike Prada

Are Karl Towns and his imaginary friend a package deal a la J.R. and Chris Smith? usatoday.com/story/sports/n…

Ben Standig

2nd straight day GW loses a player. Freshman F/G Darian Bryant transferring, per source. First reported by @Jeff Goodman.

Ben Standig

Hope they're talking Bed, Bath & Beyond. RT @NicoleAuerbach: !!!! RT @BadgerMBB: Frank the Tank meets Frank the Tank. bit.ly/1xvLvIz

Zac Boyer

Incredible transparency here. Bravo, White Sox: http://t.co/HlIJIGHucH

Andrew Sharp

Need a full 24 hour to process the news that Karl-Anthony Towns has an imaginary friend named Karlito.

Kris Humphries

Talking to my boys after the game. Working really hard to get back healthy ASAP!! sqor.com/posts/f4719358… http://t.co/bYICIa4arv

Kris Humphries

This long winter has me missing my happy place! sqor.com/posts/293cb46a… http://t.co/sNNlTcZPBt

Mike Prada

Flip is being silly here. Didn’t even listen to the “tanking” comments before saying this. sbnation.com/nba/2015/3/24/… http://t.co/W2a4NAWyJD

Michael Lee

Yep. But I once had to turn down invitation to Korean Embassy after someone there thought I was RT @BoyGeniusLA you sure you're not korean?

Andrew Sharp

"On hay in the middle of the barn?" "Nope. Gotta do that." sbnation.com/lookit/2015/3/…

Zac Boyer

Big day for former Redskins defensive ends, though: Jarvis Jenkins to the Bears, Stephen Bowen to the Jets. Both on Redskins' 2015 schedule.

Andrew Sharp

Season's going great!

Zac Boyer

Stephen Bowen changed his Instagram profile photo to the Jets' logo. Either he's joined the team, wants to join the team or likes the Jets.

Ben Standig

Speights on Wizards: "We knew if we hit them, got a couple stops they would start arguing with each other & quit." bit.ly/1bqyi9G

Ben Standig

Random thought: @DePaulU hoops should follow UNLV football's path and hire the top AAU voice in Chicago. Out of the box approach needed.

Ben Standig

I don't understand why Bobby Hurley or Bryce Drew would take the DePaul job. trib.in/1BKSFUd

Ben Standig

Looks like I'll have to get Showtime next year. Thanks a lot, @briankoppelman. bit.ly/1BKSdVW

Ben Standig

Maybe St. John's is waiting for Louisville to lose so Rick Pitino can talk. twitter.com/NYPost_Brazill…

Michael Lee

DeMarcus Cousins: "I know I’m going to reach success, some type of way, because that’s just me." wapo.st/1EDzP3e #courtvisions #kings

Ben Standig

Warriors big man on 3Q defensive focus: We knew the Wizards would start arguing and quit. bit.ly/1C7JWik #WizardsTalk

Andrew Sharp

Notes on the best draft prospects from the first weekend: D'Angelo, Winslow, Okafor, RHJ and Stanley, and POELTL grantland.com/the-triangle/n…

Zac Boyer

According to @BradBiggs, the Bears have signed former #Redskins DE Jarvis Jenkins to a one-year contract.

Bradley Beal

We must learn to let go and let God handle it. He will never leave us nor forsake us. He holds our hand through it all. Have a blessed day !

Mike Prada

Great @Tom Ziller piece on the Warriors’ rebuild. Good lesson for us that it’s not always about your “plan.” sbnation.com/2015/3/24/8282…

Jorge Castillo

The #Wizards offense wasn't a problem then it scored 8 points in the 3rd quarter last night: wpo.st/xgw90

Michael Lee

Thanks, Russ RT @Russ Bengston This @Michael Lee piece on @DeMarcus Cousins is fantastic. Get it together, Kings. washingtonpost.com/sports/wizards…

Mike Prada

Mirotic threw a crosscourt pass to the weakside corner on one high P&R last night. What a talent. Fascinating to see how the Bulls use him.

Mike Prada

Updated CHI 2-man combos: Pau/Jo: +2.5 Pau/Taj: +3.1 Pau/Niko: +0.7 Taj/Niko: +7.3 Jo/Niko: +7.8 Jo/Taj: -5.4 Caveat: Niko’s played some 3

Michael Lee

DeMarcus Cousins thought the dysfunction in SAC was over. Then he got sick. And the struggle continued: wapo.st/1EDzP3e #courtvisions

Mike Prada

*wakes up* *sees warriors-wiz score* *sees that wall and beal still played over 30 minutes* Yup, gonna watch a different game this morning

Ben Standig

James Corden's show already more interesting than Seth Meyers'.

Jorge Castillo

Toure’ Murry’s right ankle is bandaged up and he’s not walking on it.

Chris Miller

Toure Murry just hopped into the lockeroom with his left ankle heavily wrapped.

Jorge Castillo

Toure’ Murry went down and is being helped off to the locker room with 1:43 left.

Chris Miller

Toure Murry rolled his left ankle being helped back to the lockeroom

Ben Standig

Bad games happen, but this is 2 months of erratic play. 11 games left in the regular season. Possible, but time running out to fix. G'night.

Carla Peay

"Throw the damn towel!" (In the Rocky 4 voice)

Ben Standig

Ok, enough jokes, though something is wrong in the state of Denmark. Combined with the Kings debacle, disheartening and just weird.

Michael Lee

Why are Paul Pierce & Bradley Beal still in this game? RT @TheCauldron Steph Curry on an exercise bike http://t.co/ICVZyGCda0

Carla Peay

Ouch @"HoopDistrictDC: If we're not going to talk about offense can we chat about player development? http://t.co/3YNdb1Rryq”

Ben Standig

Wizards on pace to be 0-1 when Kevin Seraphin scores the only baskets during the opening 16 minutes of the second half.

Chris Miller

And like that @Golden State Warriors are up 20. Wow they score in bunches. #WizardsTalk

Ben Standig

Since John Wall can't stop himself from chase down blocks and diving for balls, Wittman needs to sit him at this point. Rest up, Johnny.

Michael Lee

#wizards 3rdQ miss chart http://t.co/kjFMQDUNah

Carla Peay

Could not recessitate @ MrMichaelLee: #wizards offense died of natural causes at halftime.”

Jorge Castillo

Wizards finish the 3Q with 8 pts. 1/18 from the field and 6/10 from the FT line. Warriors lead 81-57 through 3Q.

Michael Lee

#wizards offense died of natural causes at halftime.

Jorge Castillo

Wizards’ 1st FG of the 3rd qtr is a Seraphin hook shot w/1:02 left.

Jorge Castillo

It’s reached the point where the Warriors would rather hack the Wizards than allow them to make a field goal. 1:29 left & Wizards are w/o 1.

Ben Standig

At least nobody can blame any of this on Otto.

Andrew Sharp

The Wizards could have drafted Steph, Klay, Barnes, and Draymond. Also re-signed Randy WIttman the same year Kerr was available. Goodnight.

Jorge Castillo

The Warriors have blown this open with a 19-2 run to begin the 2nd half. It’s 71-51. 3:09 remaining in 3Q.

Ben Standig

In honor of college basketball, the WIzards have gone eight minutes without a basket.

Carla Peay

Wheels are coming off the wagon. #WizardsTalk

Jorge Castillo

The Wizards have missed their first 14 shots from the field in the 3rd quarter. They’ve scored 2 points in the quarter. We got 3:35 left.

Ben Standig

If this keeps up I fear for @Jorge Castillo when he asks Wittman about the offense postgame.

Michael Lee

"Back off, the trophy is mine." http://t.co/47j4tpwODm

Jorge Castillo

The Wizards are 0 for 9 from the field and have scored 2 pts in 6 minutes in the third quarter.

Ben Standig

SCDP missing out on major billings. RT @UberFacts: The tobacco industry spends $75,000 dollars on advertising every five minutes.

Jorge Castillo

Warriors up 52-49 at half. Wizards outrebounded 33-20 but have just 5 turnovers and Warriors shooting 39.2%.

Ben Standig

Nene with four turnovers. Rest of the Wizards combined with one.

Michael Lee

Trevor Booker cannot believe the NBA Slam Dunk champ has that kind of range vine.co/v/OYl0eXJ9r2A

Ben Standig

Paul Pierce turning into Maurice Speights. That's a good thing.

Ben Standig

Some love for Ramon Sessions. Now 7 of 17 (41.1%) from beyond the arc since trade. 30.7% for career.

Ben Standig

That's DeAndre Jordan like. RT @kevins980: After 1 qtr, #Warriors on pace for 80 rebounds. #Wizards

Jorge Castillo

Warriors now honoring 1974-75 title team.

Ben Standig

John Wall sinks jumper at the end of a quarter. Standard.

Ben Standig

What if the rest of the league didn't realize how often Wizards shoot long 2's, but caught on cause WizardsTwitter told them.

Jorge Castillo

Warriors are baiting Wizards to shoot midrange jumpers and the Wizards are doing exactly that.

Ben Standig

Martell Webster played 28 minutes in 1Q before tonight. Seven minutes post All-Star break.

Chris Miller

Oracle Arena goes CRAZY ever time Steph Curry touches the ball

Ben Standig

Martell Webster nicely done. Was going to say I don't mind this early appearance this time. Would be fantabulous if he got going.

Jorge Castillo

Warriors on 14-0 after Wizards went on 10-0 run. 17-10, Warriors

Jorge Castillo

Martell Webster will be the first man off the bench. He’s at the scorer’s table.

Ben Standig

Golden State the one home site that sounds like a college gym, but without the face painting and court storming.

Jorge Castillo

The Warriors have 3 points in 4 minutes so far.