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Cassius Stanley
Cassius Stanley
Position: -
Born: 08/18/99
Height: 6-6 / 1.98
Weight:193 lbs. / 87.5 kg.
Earnings: $470,690 ($470,690*)

The Pacers played a prank on rookie Cassius Stanley that might seem hilarious at first glance, but knowing what I do about the commercial popcorn industry — it’s horrifying. Stanley wasn’t doing the little things veterans expect, like getting towels, working out on his off days, and listening to his teammates. So they decided to teach him a lesson. Filling a car with popcorn might seem innocent, but it’s a death sentence for a car. Especially a new one. I know this because I’ve lived it. My job throughout high school and college was working in movie theaters, first as a part of the floor staff — then as a senior manager. I know this popcorn was obtained from a theater, and I know Stanley’s car is effectively ruined — unless he wants to get the entire car reupholstered, or just enjoys the smell of popcorn.